Worst Jokes Ever
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).