Worst Jokes Ever
What is smegma name?
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Butter believe it.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.