Worst Jokes Ever

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

Spider-Man: No Way Home

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory!

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

Do you want to buy my Hoover?

I mean... it's just collecting dust.

The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!

I'm Tall.

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

David? Mitosis.

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.