Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What flowers are on your face?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
David? Mitosis.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Fennec users lmao.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!