Worst Jokes Ever

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Why can't orphans have babies?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.