Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!