Worst Jokes Ever
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Trevor Bauer for President.
Beans
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄