Worst Jokes Ever
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.