Worst Jokes Ever
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What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.