Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
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A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"