Worst Jokes Ever
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Woah, nice cock.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.