Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.