Worst Jokes Ever
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.