Worst Jokes Ever
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.