Worst Jokes Ever
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
I love all races, even the bad ones.