Worst Jokes Ever

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left hanging.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?

They can't find home. 🤣

How did I get to Iraq? I ran.

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.

My parents told me I was born on the highway.

Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.

What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

Why did piglet go to the bathroom?

To search for Poo.

I just shed my pants.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

Hi, I'm new.

How do you blindfold a woman?

Put a windshield in front of them.