Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?

I don't have $1 million in my wallet.

You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"

A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."

Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

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    • So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.

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