Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?

They're both dead...

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

What do you tell a depressed person?

Just hang in there!