Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.