Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."