Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
What's black and white?
History.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."