Worst Jokes Ever
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
What is the highest number?
420.