Worst Jokes Ever

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lion 🦁.

Lion who?

Lion again, aren't you?

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

What room does a ghost not want to be in?

The living room.

iran

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

Helen Keller walked into a bar.

Then a table.

Then a chair.

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.

My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?

You: No.

Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”

Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”