Worst Jokes Ever
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.