Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

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    • Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

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    • Two skeleton brothers are talking.

    1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

    2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

    An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.

    *A few minutes later*

    son: There.

    mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?

    son: Dad showed me before he died.

    mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*

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    • When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

    But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

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    • A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."

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    • If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

    Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?

    He has no legs...