Worst Jokes Ever
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉