Worst Jokes Ever
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.