Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Woah, nice cock.