Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?