Worst Jokes Ever
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!