Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.