Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Woah, nice cock.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.