Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!