Worst Jokes Ever
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
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"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"