Worst Jokes Ever
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Your adopted.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!