Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Rust in peace.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.