Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
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What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.