Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Jake Paul
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.