Worst Jokes Ever
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!