Worst Jokes Ever
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.