Worst Jokes Ever
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
All you need is a razor blade in life.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
Your adopted.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.