Worst Jokes Ever
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.