Worst Jokes Ever
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Rust in peace.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.