Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
These gags are killing me!
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.