Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.