Worst Jokes Ever
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."