Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.