Worst Jokes Ever
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.