Worst Jokes Ever
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.