Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Two sperms are racing towards the ovaries. One looks at the other and says, "Are we there yet?"
The other says, "No, we’ve got a long way to go. We’ve only passed the tonsils."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
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I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.