Worst Jokes Ever
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.