Worst Jokes Ever
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.