Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Worst Jokes Ever
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Like if your dad is abusive.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
