Worst Jokes Ever
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.