Worst Jokes Ever
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.