Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.