Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.