Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."

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  • You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

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  • There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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  • What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

    The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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  • A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

    After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”

    She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

    To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

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  • Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

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  • A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

    The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

    The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

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