Worst Jokes Ever
Ariana Grande, where are you?
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
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Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Dislike this.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
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