Worst Jokes Ever
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Mario (DYM 150).
Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?
Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.
Carly (😟): What's wrong?
Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...
Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...
Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???
Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...
Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!
Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!
Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.
Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...
Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!
I declare war on Gwen!
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.