Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

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    • A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

    I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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    • How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

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    • After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

    God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

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    • Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:

    The guy says, "I'm a fireman."

    The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"

    The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."

    The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"

    The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

    What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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    • When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

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    • What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

    How much did the haulla-cost?

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