Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Poop Shout
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This is top-tier comedy, okay? The poop shouted "Ooh!" because it was "poohp", which sounds like "poop". It's a dad joke, and you are probably a dad since you thought this was funny. I bet you wear cargo shorts and have a few too many kids, huh?