Worst Jokes Ever

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea.

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

How did the dead baby cross the road?

It was strapped to the chicken.

What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?

Raisins.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

Because everything they do is in vein.

Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.