Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
One day, I love you.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Who?
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.