Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😑😑

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."

The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"

The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

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    • My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

    Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.