Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
The Obvious Orphan
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Okay, listen up, you dummy. You, Zaiah Sugar, clearly don't have a brain. The kid says 'what gave me away?', meaning 'what made it obvious'. The punchline is that the kid being an orphan is OBVIOUSLY because he doesn't have parents, it's not a clever answer. You get it?