Worst Jokes Ever
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.