Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a Trump Supporter?

A piece of $hit!

Putin's Brain:

When people make accounts about you and a category.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"

I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

I would roast you but you're already so hot.

When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

What do you call a running chicken?

Scared.

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

Where does the Batman go to pee?

The Batroom.

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.