Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
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What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What is this website?
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
A man comes into the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot, and the nurse cleans the shot area.
The next day, the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid, the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job.
The nurse was relaxing, looking for a vacation to book, when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sounds like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots, here are yours,” said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand, which is the lady’s dominant hand, so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move, the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper.
9 years later......
All along, this man, this psycho, escaped a mental hospital. He went on mass genocide, killing 20,000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human, more than alien, more than god himself. It was Satan reborn.