Worst Jokes Ever
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Caca.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
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Who's an orphan?
You are.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Want to have sex?
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!