Worst Jokes Ever
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Aarif
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
My name is Martha.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.