Worst Jokes Ever
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left meðŸ˜
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
"Stop bullying me!"
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
You are so ugly my man died.
Pokemon
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.