Worst Jokes Ever
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
to (DYM 128)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
with (DYM 130).
Me, (DYM 131)
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Giggity!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂