Worst Jokes Ever

Gwen, can we chat in this link?

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!

I love playing games with my family.

I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".

So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"

I know, it's an awful joke.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

L: you

You: 😂

I love everyone.

I had a good day.

Your dad's a cunt.

What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

Why can't orphans have family time?

They don't have a family.

The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."

Why do squirrels love dick?

Because it produces nut.

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(