Worst Jokes Ever

Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

Carly (😟): What's wrong?

Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...

Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???

Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!

Mario (DYM 150).

I declare war on Gwen!

Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

My friend, what's up?

Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.

If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.

"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."

I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.

I am a beautiful person.

So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

Jesus.

Nie cut G.

Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?

Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?