Worst Jokes Ever
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Walter White.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Yulia
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Grace...what stinks?
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Omg, shut up guys!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Aspen pooped herself.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
I will mummyfry you!