Worst Jokes Ever
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
I love going to sleep at night.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.