Worst Jokes Ever
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Kendon is a loser!
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
"Uwu daddy."
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
How do you get away with murder?
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
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Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
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