Worst Jokes Ever
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
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How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
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Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
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Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.