Worst Jokes Ever
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
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You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
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What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
You built like you in the 1980's!
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
You're a fat poop poop!
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
Your mama.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!