Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
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What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.