Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
I miss school so much.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Super Mario.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
What is it about sisters who argue?
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
Stop the orphan jokes!
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Slit your wrists.