Worst Jokes Ever
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Draw deez nuts.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol