Worst Jokes Ever
I love you, Lovely Perv!
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
Ummmm 67.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
UHH, DADDY!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.