Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
trolololololloollllol
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
69, 420, 21.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Americans are fat.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
All of them suck.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.