Worst Jokes Ever
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?