Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between the snow βοΈ and sun π? Snow is slippery, and the other kind π§ of weather is not slippery.
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
Your mama.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
I'm gonna cut my life off.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
eeeeeee.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasnβt just about to say cumβthen the pool was full of cuβI mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasnβt full of dildos./j
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.