Worst Jokes Ever
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. πππ π πππͺπͺπ₯π₯ππ
Orphans more like or fans!!!!ππππππππ
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
I love playing games with my family.
L: you
You: π
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
I love everyone.