Worst Jokes Ever
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”