Worst Jokes Ever

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

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(I'm a girl btw)

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Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

She a hoe, she shit on herself.

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.

Old.

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"