Worst Jokes Ever
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Imagine being emo.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Like if you're gay.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
I'm glad.