Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Who dislikes my freestyle?
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
You're a fat poop poop!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.