Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Get pranked, bozo!
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.