Worst Jokes Ever
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Really Karen?
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
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What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?