Worst Jokes Ever

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

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At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

Clit

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

Sissy Baka

Bitch

What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

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