Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!