Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Suicide is population control, republished.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
I wanna fight Gwen!
When the card declines on child insurance.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.