Worst Jokes Ever
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Koalas are awesome!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
You're a joke!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."