Worst Jokes Ever
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Fuck you and your shitty family!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
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My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!