Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.