Worst Jokes Ever

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

Vote for the better joke!

Hillary for president.

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company...

When people make accounts about you and a category.

Putin's Brain:

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"

I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I would roast you but you're already so hot.

When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

What do you call a running chicken?

Scared.

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

Where does the Batman go to pee?

The Batroom.