Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
You got a pig head!
You are so dumb.
You are so cat.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Like this if you like me.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
Pop-up. P
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Ted stinks!