Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
So my bus... goodness.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Eeeeeeee
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.