Worst Jokes Ever
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
What is "moo becanira?"
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I support men.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!