Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

What do you call a fish and a guitar?

Tunafish.

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

I will make more jokes tomorrow.

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

Doin' (DYM 63)?

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"