Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
It's snot fair!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Dan is very, very bent.
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Kasper is gay.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
You're tiny!
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Spinach