Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Should I burn heaven?
Yo mamma sucks!
Jackhammer McQueerson
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Slay.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."