Worst Jokes Ever
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
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Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.