Worst Jokes Ever
Mom! (DYM 14)
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Heyy.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
"Prince, where are you?"
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Prince, can we please chat?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Dan is very, very bent.
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
It's snot fair!