Worst Jokes Ever

I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.

I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."

What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.

My life is a joke.

I think that church is boring.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.

However-

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!

Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?

What do you call a tree?

A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?

The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

You lot are sick sons of bitches!

What did the woman say to the man?

"Stop."

What did the man do?

Keep going.

FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.