Worst Jokes Ever
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Being mean.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Your mom.