Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
L
Ajay's leg.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.