Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
I hate straight people.
What is your name?
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
doin (DYM 42)
How was your day, Freshfry?
Why you always in a mood?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Doin (DYM 49).
Ewwwwwww!
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
your (DYM 51)