Worst Jokes Ever
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
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Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
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