Worst Jokes Ever
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What's the difference between a duck?
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Do you see the toilet?
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
No, no, no, I am cool.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
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