Worst Jokes Ever
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Do you see the toilet?
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Jacob Colletto