Worst Jokes Ever
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
I'M SHORTTT!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. š
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
How do you get away with rape?
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friendās sandwich.
Jane ate her friendās colon.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
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Iām horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Up your butt with a coconut!
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."