Worst Jokes Ever
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)