Worst Jokes Ever
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What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!