Worst Jokes Ever
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.