Worst Jokes Ever
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
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What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Dmitriy has no mother.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.